Phishers can’t quite write right

Warning: If getting into the weeds in the field of grammar is not your thing, read only enough of this treatise (the next six paragraphs) to be informed about a new scam. You can then skip to the end to see what clever ending I will pull out of the proverbial hat.

An email I just received, purportedly from PayPal, is crafted well enough to make me suspect domestic scammers. The headline: “Your PayP…