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Waiting rooms. Will there be one at the Pearly Gates? Will everybody be on their phones?
I’m thinking of that line in “Sixteen Tons” — “Saint Peter, don’t you call me ‘cause I can’t go; I owe my soul to the company store.”
Update that to “First I’ve got to find my phone.”
Yep. Pity anybody going anywhere now without a phone, especially into a waiting room. Magazines used to make waiting almost tolera…